GEEKS CROSSING

October 1, 2008

Trader Joe’s Sparkling Mojito (Non-alcoholic)

Filed under: Food — shellhead @ 9:39 pm
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Price: $1.69/bottle

Pros: Cheaper than bottled water.

Cons: Tastes like mint toothpaste…watered down.

Summary: Ok, come on now guys.  First things first, I like mojitos.  They’re refreshing on a summer day yet even after a half dozen, it’ll leave you sober enough to avoid the dreaded “beer goggles”.  So when I saw it on the store shelf for $1.69, I had to try it.  I understood that it was non-alcoholic but thought to myself, “it’ll taste like a mojito without the rum”.  What harm could there be?  After all, a virgin strawberry daiquiri stills tastes great.  Well, turns out that I was dead wrong.  Not all things are analogous.  Needless to say, after taking a sip of the non-alcoholic mojito, I had minty fresh breath.  But that was about all I could stomach as the rest of the bottle swiftly found it’s way down the drain.

The lesson is this: Virgin anything sucks…

Rating: 1 out of 5 Sober Geeks

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